BLUNT FEEDBACK. BETTER BUSINESS.

Your business might not be bad. It might just be confusing people.

Get a direct, AI-assisted audit of your website, profile, offer, or pitch—and find out what is stopping people from clicking, booking, buying, or replying.

Get My Business Roasted How it works

✓ Delivered in 24–48 hours✓ Clear fixes, no corporate fluff✓ Built for founders and small businesses

“Your CTA is hiding like it owes somebody money. Put it where people can actually see it—and tell them exactly what to do next.”

Pick your level of honesty.

Every package is direct, respectful, and focused on practical improvements.

Starter Roast

$19

For one page, profile, or offer.

5 clarity or trust problems
5 quick fixes
1 stronger CTA
24–48 hour delivery

Full Roast

$49

For a website, business page, or startup offer.

Brand and offer clarity review
Trust and conversion blockers
CTA and messaging improvements
Prioritized action plan

Need major fixes built afterward? Explore Feelize.

Deep Roast + Rewrite

$99

For people ready to fix it—not just hear about it.

Everything in Full Roast
Rewritten headline and CTA
Rewritten bio/about and offer
3 lead-generating content ideas

For professional development or automation, see Feelize.

Simple. Fast. Actually useful.

Send your link

Tell me what you sell, who you want to reach, and what is not working.

I roast the blockers

I review your clarity, offer, trust signals, page flow, messaging, and CTA.

You get the fixes

Receive a clear, prioritized report you can actually use within 24–48 hours.

NEED THE FIXES BUILT?

Your roast identifies the problems. Feelize can help build the solution.

Some changes are easy to make yourself. Others require a professionally built website, app, AI automation, dashboard, e-commerce system, or custom platform.

For larger development and implementation projects, explore Feelize—an AI-powered software engineering and digital systems company.

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Ready for the truth?

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